That Just Happened: Too Soon, Arizona

So I've lived in Tucson for one month now and it's been pretty sweet. The heat is getting pretty intense, but I leave for Albuquerque soon to practice for a little while before Dead Hours goes on a little tour. I'm excited to see my friends and family, to meet new people and to be in a van with a bunch of idiots. Anyway, I've come to learn that updating monthly is a pain in the ass when you're using your phone's 3G internet. Woof. I decided I'm gonna update more frequently so there is more of an incentive to check this thing. Keep your eyes peeled for updates from home and the road. - Joaquín

Miguel getting his macro on at Guilin.

"Fuck Lennon."

Vinnie wanted to cut his hair this for the summer...

So I decided it needed to be done before they left...

While we waited in the parking lot at Checkers.

Breyell seemed to like it.

He was a good sport about it.

After we dropped Vinnie off to get a real haircut...
Andy and I walked around the University area for a while.

We spotted a "free kitties" sign so everyone picked one. They picked the cutest kitty with a missing foot. Aye!

Breyell and I got bored at the Laundromat. We wasted time playing around with my phone.

Lauren at Lovin' Spoonfuls.

Ashley and I doing what we do best... being children.

Ben got this tattooed on his leg. So gnarly.

Jake tattooing Andy's half of the avocado.

A slice of Rocco's pizza. Fuck my life.

Some friends from Denver came into town. We went to Tucson mall to try to beat the heat... and the skeet, apparently. Zach uppin' the thumbs.

My future ex-wife, Heather Whitegirl at In-N-Out.

We went to surprise Ruben at his work in the mall. I threatened his coworker for blowing our cover.

WE GOT A PUPPY! AWWWWWWWWWWWW! Her name is Motley, like the Crüe. No clue why.

Jus challan'. She has David Bowie eyes.

KITTY! We went to Andy's beautiful coworkers' house so he could get a haircut. This kitty was there.

So Ryan got a giant chunk of meat logged in his throat. He had to run outside of Taco Shop to puke it out.

Then he ran into the bathroom of Taco Shop to puke even MORE violently.

Andy and I randomly got invited to what ended up being the weirdest, most awesome party I have ever been to. It was filled with beautiful girls and weird shit. I can't even begin to describe it. What the fuck.

Some friends from California came into town and stayed over. This picture describes how our night went almost perfectly.

After eating 3 boiled eggs, I'd say Ed is pretty hardcore.

After a long night of explaining Mormonism to us, Brent revealed that he is a registered minister...

albeit a sketchy one.

Not only was Ed one hell of a ring bearer, he made the most black metal rings ever.

This is completely real. They are married now.

Shit is real.

After the real marriage, it got a little out of control. Ed decided to marry Brent and I by the power of Satan. The ceremony was pretty believable, I gotta say.